Showing posts with label TX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TX. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Let's give them something to talk about....









This Stars Hollow seems like a nice place to recover... My destruction of Florida and the other 3 states went so beautifully but then was foiled by those damn Dragon Balls... I was injured while waiting for my challenge. Bruce Cain had allowed the Heroes to find me here and stalled me long enough for Mirai to injury me... A true Traitor amongst us...

Either he is using this Show to prove to himself he is evil, when he is not or he is a spy...

I take my right hand Terminator, T-800 unit 12863065-Beta, from now on named Tony Two and my henchmen... My Army is on stand by...

Koma: Your instructions - First case the joint. Make sure you've got the layout of the bank.
Plan your heist. Are you going to go in all guns a-blazing, or are you going to do it all sneaky?
Make your get-away. There are heroes and the police to deal with. Not mention traffic.


I avoided cocooning, though it means I will repair and heal slowly. I can not afford that do-good anomaly with in me to surface...

Casing th joint is easy and fast... After all I am a Terminatrix and control machines..

First I connected to the World Net System....
Go to Google Maps Home






Searching through the internet for information and a map, I found it a difficult place to find...
I first received maps on a place called Sleepy Hollow...

Finally I got the Map of this quaint town...
Tony Two and I choose a residential house... He terminated the woman and her husband and I took the Woman's place...

She and her husband had just moved here... She worked in the flower shop...

I gathered my henchmen and Tony Two...

My response: Here is the Map... The Blue are residential houses... Green is businesses... Teal social areas of gathering... Yellow is the post office, purple the school, gray the town square and Red is our Town Square....

I look around and everyone seems to follow... With Terminators this would be simple as I could merely download everything thing to them... Having control of electronics, computers and machines I know the inside and can easy steal the cash either blazing or sneaky... but these carbonite henchmen I have to merely explain..

My response: I will take Mrs. Tistie's place and work from the flower shop... I have control of the cameras, security system, vaults, computers everything...

Everyone nodded

My response: if we go in blazing and terminate all... They will send in SHIELD after me... which could mess up our heist... Their is a time for termination and muscle

I glided my hands over Tony two biceps and then turn to the others

My response: and a time for patients and brains... Of we do this delicately and hit the bank first then the others will have a harder time... After all we were all assigned the same bank..

I looked around and then smiled...

My response: We do not wish to scare anyone in this town so...

I pointed...
My response: I will be using Sumo and Black ying (you are my brothers), I will arrange for you jobs.. Sumo the Market on the other side of the bank... Black Ying the travel agency... Half Kilo you and Tony Two will pretend to be brothers.. You will work in the news stand, Tony you will be my lover while my husband is away on business... Towns like this love to gossip... So to quote a song, let's give them something to talk about...

I stood up straight

my response: I also brought in an outsider...

In walks the finely dressed Lawyer for Black Plague...


Mr ToHell
: ToHell, Hugo Tohell... Attorney of law...

I continue...
My response: I will inform the local Lawyers office that I am getting a divorce... Tohell is playing my

I look over to the bodies

My response: late husbands Lawyer, only He will inform the Attonery's office here that Mr Tistie is out of town... They will provide him an office and he will help us surround the Bank..

I pointed to the rest of my henchmen...

My response: Except for charging bull the rest of you will come here on bikes as bikers that are part of the Hells Angels and on your way to meet with them at a Harley convention... You will go here to the Tavern and appear to be getting drunk..
Then go here to the Gallery and create a commotion...While I am at the bank making a withdrawal with Tony.. Halfkilo Sumo and Black Ying will be there to cash your checks.. I will cause all the computers to freeze with a virus and one to short out, causing lots of smoke... Sumo and Black Ying will help the on duty security guard get everyone out and then say I am still in... Halfkilo and Tony Two will terminate him when he enters... Tony Two and Half kilo will empty the safe of all cash, gold, valuables and stocks and bonds... Leave out the emergency exit and proceed to the Pharmacy...
Charging Bull as soon as the commotion starts in the bank you take the Pharmacy.. Tony Two Halfkilo and Charging Bull will take the loot via helicopter and get back to the cabin.. I will leave through the front door and come out coughing. I will leave with Sumo and Black Ying calmly and leave for the rendezvous ... by that time the sheriff and local authorities will have escorted the Hells Angels out of city limits... Don't get arrested just get rowdy and thrown out of town.... We meet back at the Cabin... Any questions?

Mr. Tohell: Do we get to keep the money?

My response: Koma didn't say.. I suppose there is a fare to the show but the rest is ours... The stocks and bonds are yours as payment Mr Tohell... The rest is to be split among the henchmen equally, after the shows fare..


Everything went exactly as planned... The police safely escorted my gang away never knowing what had happened.. Just to make it more difficult for my competitors and to give the show some free publicity I left a calling card in the empty vault...

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I was sitting back at our Cabin, my henchmen cheering for a heist well pulled off... Tohell took his stocks and bonds and left

Tony Two then walked over...

Tony Two: is now time for Muscle?

Thursday, November 1, 2007

To Assimulate the Termination process....

Playback... ...
Monday, October 29, 2007... at 5:30 AM... Captain Koma: Your Challenge -
Recruit a bunch of Henchman and train them in the wonderful art of Henching.


Easy enough Challenge... I have complete control of all the surveillance cameras from here to Crime Alley and I have been monitoring everyone... Bruce Cain, thinks his gadgets can stopped me but he has seriously under estimated me. Sure the dancing Buu was a gruesome sight but it only delayed me for 9.2 seconds... A simple command had me monitoring everything again...

When it comes to Machines, Electronics and Computers primarily... I control them... Period

Which brings me to the first challenge....

I entered my cabin and my new right hand approached...

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: Has the Challenge been set?
My response: It has.
Playback... ...
Monday, October 29, 2007... at 5:30 AM... Captain Koma: Your Challenge -
Recruit a bunch of Henchman and train them in the wonderful art of Henching.


T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: It would seem you are one step a head of the others.

He looked behind him at the T-800 and T-850 hybrid Borg-terminators.

My response: So Seven received my message...

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: She said she was intrigued with your idea of combining Borg Tech with Skynet tech... She sent a Borg she said had been troublesome to her and the Queen...

He pointed to the remains of the Borg 69 of 97

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: Seven said do with her as you wish, that 69's tech was perfect Borg Tech but that 69 wasn't worthy of it. so I have followed your instructions...



T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: Using the drone 69 I have converted all terminators into Superior Terminators
Better than ever Borg Battle Drones.

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta:We had only one malfunction in the first batch and was able to eliminate it in the other batches.. The schematics and reports have been sent to Seven.

My response: WHAT malfunction?

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: It was an anomaly.... One unit was... underdeveloped...

My response: What did you do with the unit?

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: It is on stand by mode... It was the only unit to show diverse responses to the projected achievement... The B/T-extreme 800's and 850's Have all the capabilities of a Terminator... Endurance, drive, no need to sleep, eat or otherwise regenerate. They can vocally mimic others, but now have the ability to assimilate and create other Terminators with he same abilities..

I nodded as I inspected the defective one...

T-800 unit 12863065-Beta: You have your Henchmen and you can program and control them as you have always done...

I nodded again

My response: This is my army but I need, others... He said

Mimicking Koma's voice: Yes all good Super-villains need Henchmen, assistants, grunts, cannon fodder. Someone to do the heavy lifting and when your plan fails distract the hero while you make a hasty get away.


My response: The B/T extreme units are my army, but I need smaller henchmen... Ones that are more expendable.

I looked at the defective unit and it spoke

Half-Kilo: I am Half-Kilo, I operate to serve

My response: Half-Kilo once I have hired my smaller unit of henchmen, you will lead them and answer to me...

He nodded and I sent him and my right hand, T-800 unit 12863065-Beta to extend an invitation...

Soon I had various henchmen enter... They looked around at the Terminators on guard around the cabin both inside and out..

They were lined up and I walked down the line... and scanned each
Scanning.........

Name: Norman Kaper
Aliases: The Boogey Man
Affiliations: Formally joined with the Black Plague

Abilities: Agile, Super Strength, feral. Energy weapon training.



Scanning.........

Name: Victor Basil
Aliases: Guns n' bones
Affiliations: Formally joined with the Black Plague and Vlad

Abilities: Agile, Super Strength, feral. weapon training. Immortal



Scanning.........





Name
: Jamie Tonne
Aliases: Skull-splinter
Affiliations: Formally joined with the legaue of Evil

Abilities: Slow but Super Strength, feral. Massive Explosives expert



Scanning.........





Name: Tim Aster
Aliases: Zoomie
Affiliations: Wanted on most outer worlds for crimes with his brother

Abilities: Magic user, Strategist


Name: Jim Aster
Aliases: Toomie
Affiliations: Wanted on most outer worlds for crimes with his brother

Abilities: Fast and Hard hitter, can use most weapons and run most vehicles


Scanning.........





Name
: Wang zu
Aliases: Sumo
Affiliations: Japanese Triads

Abilities: Martial arts


Scanning.........


Name: WongMing tu
Aliases: Black Ying
Affiliations: Japanese Triads

Abilities: Martial arts

Scanning.........




Name: charging Bull
Aliases: Shaman, Native Joe
Affiliations: none

Abilities: Strong Arming

Scanning.........

Name: Carl Dims
Aliases: Cybor-scorpion
Affiliations: US Military, dis-honorable discharge for treason

Abilities: High Tech weapons and vehicles



So I have my lower level henchmen and I have some of higher quality...

Training the New Borg-Terminator hybrids was only a matter of programing...


They are ready to take the world by force...



To assist me is the carbonite henchmen. I looked at them...
My response: I will now train you. There is only 2 out comes... You will survive and join my team or you will be terminated...

they trained hard and surprisingly all but one survived


I am surprised Half-kilo went down so easily...

The rest of my henchmen suffered a few injuries but will live and are ready...

Saturday, October 27, 2007

3 men and a brain


Log cabin Perhaps the title should be 3 brainless men and a brainless brain...


I was given a log cabin... Having a look inside I saw it wouldn't do...

So I would need to redecorate..

It wouldn't take long. Using my connection with the internet and computers I arranged for the items I needed to be delivered.


Before Long I had my cabin set up and I was ready to dominate... er spy on the villains...

Eliminate the competition and the world is yours... Er.. I mean a safer place...


I must make sure my real intentions are never discovered

It could be disastrous.

We were suppose to meet everyone in a lounge so I proceeded...


Magneto immediately approached me

Magneto: I was thinking it would be a good idea if we shared a room...

My response: I think not....

He continued and I slipped away to powder my nose... It works with carbonite females, so why not with me...

Synth-Lin stopped me and pointed, Mags was speaking to a a stool

Lin: I told him you turned yourself into a stool

I looked at her
My response: I haven't be able to do that since I merged with the Mutant and received bio-organs

Lin: Well perhaps he has been wearing that helmet too long..

My response: thanks sister

Then while planning my ..... plan... Writing Tony a love letter, rearrange the satellites for him as he has asked, directing the T 800 on a top secret job, monitoring this monitor for wanting to kill me I was approached...

It was Bennet... I tried to ignore him and his mindless chatter

The Brain came up to me... Bennet left and now I was being questioned by this thing...

My response: Incorrect... I am a combination of Skynet, the TX-ultimate and the mutant known as Dreamweaver.

Finally Brainy went to speak with Bennet again...

Then I was approached by a pimp dressed as an imperial solider actually he was a clone that thought he was a pimp...
.



He walked over slurred some words and then passed out

Koma: How much did he have?

Henchman: He was only drinking Milk

I glared at Cain he had been tagged and didn't seem happy about it...

I walked back over to Lin.

My response: Shame you couldn't get Seven here, then I would have had competition.

Monday, October 22, 2007

The trick of a good illusion








Sitting and watching TV, It was clear there was nothing on that I had not been able to download PirateFilms.com.
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Tony has satellite with every station out there on it and would you believe it there was nothing on...

Nothing of interest, just reruns or things I had seen already. Wait! What is that...

I back up to see...



Hmmm a reality show... This could be interesting... I turn off the Tv and then realize Tony is standing behind me... I thought quickly...

My response: My Tony this could be trouble. Perhaps I should go and spy on this show.

Tony Stark (ironboy) nodded

Tony: Yes you are right, but SHIELD could use this as an opportunity. I know just who to contact. You try to get in...

So while Tony contacted someone in the CIA, I contacted the show... This could be the first step in world domination, after all the statistics is that 99.9999999 % of the world spends Most of there free time in front of the boobtube...

So I contacted Koma.. This should be easy... I just have to pretend to be an villain trying to be a good guy trying to pretend to be a bad guy.

The CIA agent was a villain anyhow. After my so called briefing I left Tony to head to where I would be staying. Of many of the things I calculated and anticipated.... there were a few surprises...

I entered to see the contestants...
I scanned the room... SCANNING......
Captain Koma
Gender: Male
super geek who let corporations and governments use him, creator of Synthoids
Believes himself to be Evil Genius
....Possible Host

SCANNING......
Synth-Lin
Gender: Female
A Synthoid design to look like Lindsay Lohan.
My Adopted Sister


SCANNING......
Deadpool
Gender: Male
Occupation: Mercenary
Possibly insane

SCANNING......
Dr. Nemonok
Gender: Male
Occupation: Evil scientist
A psychiatrist turned evil
Galactor the Evil Galactic Overlord, decayed his physical body now he is a brain kept in a nutrient-rich jar.
Possibly related to Krang

SCANNING......
Mr. Butler
Age: 45
Industry: Biotech
Real name Noah Bennet
Aliases Noah Butler
Occupation employee of Copy Kingdom
Former employee of Primatech Paper and The Company
Spouse Sandra Bennet
Children Claire Bennet (adopted daughter)
Lyle Bennet (son)

Possibly a wanna be villain

SCANNING......
Henchman432
Industry: Biotech
Occupation: Henchman
Not good he hates me
Possibly the Judge

SCANNING......
Oh no...

Magneto.... He has resurfaced...

There is no use in delaying the inevitable...

My response: Magneto
Magnet: what happened to my magneto
My response: I have a new lover, younger and he doesn't require Viagra

Before Magneto could reply, another contestant arrived...
SCANNING......

My response: Bruce Cain Bri..

Bruce Cain's response: Let's keep my last name our little secret sweetness.

My response: I am not sweetness. I am Sky and I must terminate or subjugate humanity


Bruce: I got some ideas on how you can subjugate me.

He winks and walks away

My response: You need to wait in line

We are waiting to see who else will join