I walk onto the stage, the music blares out "The Final Countdown."I get to the podium and look out at the audience of four.
No bother. Its an audience and I can work them like the best.
"Wasn't this the greatest Who wants to be Super Villain, ever!" I ask them.
"Hmm sort of." says the red robot.
"But wasn't this the first. We have nothing to compare it with." comments the gay guy in purple and pink.
Ugh! Oh well nothing to do but announce the winner and runner up.
"So onto the reason for this presentation the winner of the inaugural Who wants to be a Super Villain!" I shout expecting the four to cheer and applaud.
"Just give it to the brain in a jar and put me out of my misery." screams Tak.
"But Tak even I don't know who won. The e-mail votes have been kept secret until now." I tell him.
"You really mean there's hope I could have won?" he asks.
"Maybe." I tell him. "And the winner of Who wants to be a Super Villain by 13 votes to 9 is ......"
"And as our winner you get to have the certificate of ..... wining."
"And Tak we're so very sorry at your loss and we'd like to give you a certificate too."
"Ok thats all the time we have here. So goodbye and remember don't just try and be a villain. Be a Super Villain."