Saturday, December 15, 2007

AOC: Rockin' China

I gather my team to review our Doom Machine options. Gabby reports first.

“Me and the boys went and raided Professor Von Steampunk’s base after that Jar Brain had him killed. I like his dirigible with Amberaloic ray guns, so we stole them. Got a fleet of 20.” Gabby smiles at the group.

steam punkairship
SWEET …. IF I WAS IN VICTORIAN ENGLAND

Samantha jumps up and shows what she developed.

cookie dough gun
GREAT GOBS OF COOKIE DOUGH, BATMAN

“Is that a cookie dough gun?” I ask

Samantha grins, “Yes, it is. We have made them big enough to be mounted on the Dirigibles. We can cover a large city with cookie dough in 20 minutes.”

“Not bad ideas. I think we will use both of them in conjunction with mine. I call it the Duel Death Star!!!!!” I say with my best booming voice.

deathballs
DEATHSTACIES? BREAST STARS?

Samantha and gabby start coughing “coughFreudiancoughcompensatingcough mommyissuescough”

“Yeah it pretty stunning if I do say so my self” I beam back at them. “also we are going to tell how we took over china with a song. So get your bands together and let’s rock the mic!!!”

gabby band
GABBY AND THE OLDE TYME STRUMMERS

sam homemusic
SAMANTHA, LEADING THE GANGSTA GIRLZ

stor guatair
TAK: READY TO ROCK!!

99 million Red Commie Goons
(sung badly to the tune of 99 Red Balloons)


We attack the red menace with all we got
Our doom machine are looking hot
We’ll set them free at the break of dawn
The politburo will soon be gone
Back at their base, the commies scare
Flashing message, something’s out there
The reds know something awry
99 million Red goons going to die

99 million red goons looking up in the sky
Panic bells, Army on alert
There’s something here from somewhere else
Commie war machine springs to life
Opens their eager eye
Focusing on the scary clone guy
Where 99 million red goons are going to die

99 decisions street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super fast
Call your troops so we can blast
This is what Tak’s waited for
This is it Samantha, this is war
President Hu Jintao on the line
His calls for peace, we decline
As 99 million red goons die

All the commie’s planes hit the air
Gabby bring his guns to bear
All the reds start to fall far
And are blasted by my Double Deathstar
The commies get cut like Darth Maul
Oh crap we blew up the great wall!!

Shanghai, Beijing and Hong Kong
All are dust and all are gone
The city of Harbin is below
4 million kilos of Cookie dough
All the Chinese leaders are dead
Samantha takes over making the toys of lead
Gabby and his men don’t want a thrown,
The just head off to the red light zone
And for Tak, his souvenir is now he is the new premiere
And here is the last red goon
Hhe is crying over this lame ass tune

Tak’s team gets to parade down the street
Cuz out mission is complete

4 comments:

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Too bad they don't speak english, eh?

Dr. Nemonok said...

Very creative. Of all the doomsday devices I have encountered all these many years, yours was definitely the most musical.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

we didn't win with music, we sung of our victory. This wan't westside story folks.

captain koma said...

good work there.

hmmm! interesting issues there. Didn't think you were a breast man.