Obviously that place wasn't meant for me, so I came up with an elaborate and brilliant scheme to convince Mephisto to capture Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and trade him to the Skrulls. It worked like a charm. A rescue team was dispatched to Hell.
Do-gooders always do things like that. Rescue each other. It was just an added bonus that the team was lead by that bald hippy, Xavier. I hitched a ride with their group and made it back to Earth.
Now I've decided it is time to reassert my presence. This show will be a vehicle for me to spread my awesome power and to let the world that now is the time to cower in fear!
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Ah Magneto. Or do you pronounce it Magneto?
Analysis: One of this planet's strongest beings and a master of magnetism, power emerged while subject was a young child in a concentration camp, is best freinds with his sworn enemy.
Conclusion: His switching loyalties between good and evil shows that he might not have the heart to be a real, bonafide supervillain. Wears a giant purple helmet which is an obvious overcompensation for something.
I shall enjoy competing against you as well.
You say Magneeto,
I say Magnetto.
You say Stileeto,
I say Stiletto.
Magneeto, Magnetto
Stileeto, Stiletto
Lets call the whole thing off!
Oh its so noice to have you and big sis Sky here.
It feels like old time already.
Kisses
Lin
First of all, it's prounced Magneto, despite any revisions that might have been attempted in the 90s.
Second, of course I'm evil. Pure evil. Check out this laugh -
Bbwwwwahahaahahahaaaa!!
Could a not truly evil being do a laugh like that? I think not.
And he wears pink too, no wait that's not evil it's color blind.
nice bucket.
This may come as a shocker, but I have no rhythm. Can someone point at me when it's time to cower in fear? I don't want to be out of sync with my cowering.
Lets see what you have bucket head.
Magneto
As the bible says, "let he who is with head-bucket cast the first stone."
good deal for me that my armor is made out of some other crap then metal.
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