My musings are interrupted by the sound of squeaking. I turn to see a thinner leaner Kung Fu Clown.
" How did you lose your weight that quick?" I ask.
" It was water weight." He responds.
" You drank an entire lake?"
" Never mind that ! I beat your cannon fodder ninjas I demand a spot on your team!"
I glare. " You know I could kill you for this."
" Yes you could."
We stare at each other for seconds. Finally I break the silence. " You have guts I'll give you that . OK I'll give you an assignment. We have a contract for a Superhero called The Spanker Kill him and you'll find a place in my organization. "
A few hours later, KF Clown, drags the Spanker into my tree house. Then kills the hero with a rubber chicken and a seltzer bottle. I wasn't expecting that. this guy is dangerous, and unpredictable something that could be useful.
" Welcome to the League of Assassins. Now please clean up this mess you made. " I announce.
9 comments:
Wow! That Kung Fu clown did step up didn't he.
You killed the Spanker?!!!
This is indeed a sad day for all heroes.
So did he choke the Spanker with that chicken?
I knew that clown had something seriously evil in him. How proud you must be of your new hench.
Good Job.
Could be less Jokerish, but not bad. Still would have gone with the fatso in the car.
spits cola on the screen because of AOC
It's a very unpleasant way to die, I can tell you that.
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