I was meditating, and my senses became even sharper. I hear some Russian woman reporting back to SHIELD . Well looks like we have a mole. if I'm right about her identity. she's someone I want to kill.
My musings are interrupted by the sound of squeaking. I turn to see a thinner leaner Kung Fu Clown.
" How did you lose your weight that quick?" I ask.
" It was water weight." He responds.
" You drank an entire lake?"
" Never mind that ! I beat your cannon fodder ninjas I demand a spot on your team!"
I glare. " You know I could kill you for this."
" Yes you could."
We stare at each other for seconds. Finally I break the silence. " You have guts I'll give you that . OK I'll give you an assignment. We have a contract for a Superhero called The Spanker Kill him and you'll find a place in my organization. "
A few hours later, KF Clown, drags the Spanker into my tree house. Then kills the hero with a rubber chicken and a seltzer bottle. I wasn't expecting that. this guy is dangerous, and unpredictable something that could be useful.
" Welcome to the League of Assassins. Now please clean up this mess you made. " I announce.