Thursday, October 25, 2007

Settling in

So I go into the assigned tree house and find this weird dude hanging out in there. " This am Tarzan's house! You get out of Tarzan's place. " I never thought I'd run into to someone who talks worse than certain members of my family.

So I give "Tarzan" An offer he can't refuse. And he becomes my servant. OK Actually I beat him, and threatened his loved ones and then put him into slavery as my butler.


After Koma announces where we are a group from the League Of Assassins shows up, and asks how they can serve me. The guys I have do security. Some of the people here are creepy,(Deadpool, Magneto.) And I don't want them gawking at me.

Especially while I get served by three of my favorite assassins. They look like this.

I'm interrupted during the fun by one of my guards. " One who is all!"

I sigh. " What is it?"

" Master! We found this one watching your um "training session." it was Koma's Soccer coach.

I glare at him. " Now why would you dare to spy on us? let me guess it's been a while since you've seen a woman undressed hasn't it? Well these three women are highly trained killers. And me. Well I'm something else. "

" S-S-sorry Mr. Cain." He grovels.

" How fast can you run?"

He perks up " Do you want me to join your league?"

I Laugh for all of eight minutes. " No. I'm going to give you a head start of five minutes. Then I'll order these girls to go after you. If you make it to safety. you live if not they get to beat you up kill you whatever they want now go!"

I waited five seconds and sent them I never said I wasn't a liar. While watching the coach get smacked around I ordered the ape man to get me food. " And quickly Alfred!"

" Tarzan's Name is not Alfred it's Tarzan!
he protests.

" How do you like the name Jeeves?"

" Tarzan hate it!"

" Then now your name is Jeeves. Want to argue about it?" I crack my knuckles.

" No Sir." He skulks away.

This has turned out to be a nice little vacation. Ah life in paradise.

9 comments:

Dr. Nemonok said...

That ape man truly deserves subjugation because of his obvious inferiority. Showing superiority over a lesser species is often an enjoyable experience. I should know, I was once the galaxy's greatest psychiatrist.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Dude that is so mean, What are you some kind of villain or something?

captain koma said...

Wow! Garry gets the wrong end of the pineapple again.

Its just not going well for him.

Its such a shame when people reach their potential at the age of 17.

Mr. Butler said...

Evil. Kudos.

Henchman432 said...

So far so good. That it will do Monkey, that will go.

Vince Briefs said...

why the heck do I get the idea i have to scold you?

Gyrobo said...

Is that Tarzan of the Great Apes or Tarzan of the Space Apes? The two don't have to be mutually exclusive, but I insist anyone who has had contact with space apes to get a vaccination.

Bruce Cain said...

My grand father is a space monkey

TX said...

hmmm