Monday, October 22, 2007

The trick of a good illusion








Sitting and watching TV, It was clear there was nothing on that I had not been able to download PirateFilms.com.
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Tony has satellite with every station out there on it and would you believe it there was nothing on...

Nothing of interest, just reruns or things I had seen already. Wait! What is that...

I back up to see...



Hmmm a reality show... This could be interesting... I turn off the Tv and then realize Tony is standing behind me... I thought quickly...

My response: My Tony this could be trouble. Perhaps I should go and spy on this show.

Tony Stark (ironboy) nodded

Tony: Yes you are right, but SHIELD could use this as an opportunity. I know just who to contact. You try to get in...

So while Tony contacted someone in the CIA, I contacted the show... This could be the first step in world domination, after all the statistics is that 99.9999999 % of the world spends Most of there free time in front of the boobtube...

So I contacted Koma.. This should be easy... I just have to pretend to be an villain trying to be a good guy trying to pretend to be a bad guy.

The CIA agent was a villain anyhow. After my so called briefing I left Tony to head to where I would be staying. Of many of the things I calculated and anticipated.... there were a few surprises...

I entered to see the contestants...
I scanned the room... SCANNING......
Captain Koma
Gender: Male
super geek who let corporations and governments use him, creator of Synthoids
Believes himself to be Evil Genius
....Possible Host

SCANNING......
Synth-Lin
Gender: Female
A Synthoid design to look like Lindsay Lohan.
My Adopted Sister


SCANNING......
Deadpool
Gender: Male
Occupation: Mercenary
Possibly insane

SCANNING......
Dr. Nemonok
Gender: Male
Occupation: Evil scientist
A psychiatrist turned evil
Galactor the Evil Galactic Overlord, decayed his physical body now he is a brain kept in a nutrient-rich jar.
Possibly related to Krang

SCANNING......
Mr. Butler
Age: 45
Industry: Biotech
Real name Noah Bennet
Aliases Noah Butler
Occupation employee of Copy Kingdom
Former employee of Primatech Paper and The Company
Spouse Sandra Bennet
Children Claire Bennet (adopted daughter)
Lyle Bennet (son)

Possibly a wanna be villain

SCANNING......
Henchman432
Industry: Biotech
Occupation: Henchman
Not good he hates me
Possibly the Judge

SCANNING......
Oh no...

Magneto.... He has resurfaced...

There is no use in delaying the inevitable...

My response: Magneto
Magnet: what happened to my magneto
My response: I have a new lover, younger and he doesn't require Viagra

Before Magneto could reply, another contestant arrived...
SCANNING......

My response: Bruce Cain Bri..

Bruce Cain's response: Let's keep my last name our little secret sweetness.

My response: I am not sweetness. I am Sky and I must terminate or subjugate humanity


Bruce: I got some ideas on how you can subjugate me.

He winks and walks away

My response: You need to wait in line

We are waiting to see who else will join

14 comments:

Dr. Nemonok said...

TX.

Analysis: Terminator model from a dystopian future where machines have all but destroyed mankind merged with a technopathic mutant. Possibly related to a can opener.

Conclusion: A powerful hybrid if she can get her two sides to work together but the machine side appears to have Pinocchio Syndrome while the mutant side appears to have Reverse-Pinocchio Syndrome. The disparity between the two sides will prevent her from achieving victory here and in many of her other goals.
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Mr. Butler said...

Noah Bennet? Sandra? Claire? Lyle?? I don't know these people!

Okay, seriously...who's Lyle?

Deadpool said...

TMI dude! TMI!

captain koma said...

Welcome fellow life-form.

Really its good to have you back Sky.

Lin's been hanging out to see you again.

When she heard you were joining she rang me up from Hacknor to beg to get on this show as a judge.

So I thought what harm could she do.

With Deadpool around she'll be a shining light of joy.

Try not to kill her OK

Henchman432 said...

It's the sexbot, Welcome.

TX said...

Technopath? Dreamweaver isnt a Technopath I think you mistaken her for Shiara LaVeau

TX said...

cant wait to see Lin...


Mr Buttler I know all about your dirty little secrets (I control the net)


Deadpool... Sorry I guess you didnt want anyone knowing you are insane

It's the beekeeper

Dr. Nemonok said...

Oh my, did I just misdiagnose you? I am terribly sorry and I hope that you are not too upset, but these things do happen occasionally.

And I am a huge fan of Shiara LaVeau ever since he was in Even Stevens and Holes.

Bruce Cain said...

one girl and a whole buch of dudes this isn't looking to good.

Gyrobo said...

Some of my best friends are technopaths.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You're a villain too, Gyrobo!

Oh, I am suprised, confounded, ashamed, vexed, confused, tired, and thirsty all at once!

Shiara said...

he? HE?????

Vella said...

Your a he? Somebody really needs to tell HS. And why doies this Bruce Cain guy look a little like Trunks ?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Great! No scan for me. this is just more proof that Clone are not treated like all other. Jus tcuz my daddy was Jango and my mommy was a testtube.