Saturday, November 3, 2007

Nemonok: Evil Influences

“So you’re a doctor, huh?” my henchman Iron Butterfly asked me.

“Yes, of course.”

“So, uh, are you an evil scientist or something?” he queried.

“Well yes, I suppose, a psychiatrist, actually. I was once this galaxy’s greatest.”

“A psychiatrist?” he scoffed. “Psychiatrists aren’t evil. Mebbe what they charge is, heh heh.”

“I assure you, I am quite evil. Of course, I didn’t start that way but that is what I am now.”

“So if you’re evil, didja ever kill anyone?” Iron Butterfly asked.

“Oh I abhor violence. No one has ever died by my hand, even when I did have hands.”

“How evil could you be if you’ve never even killed?” he scoffed again.

“I never killed anyone directly. I do admit, however, that beings certainly died due to my manipulations.”

“Due to your manipulations?” Iron Butterfly repeated. “What’re you talking about?”

“Oh it’s very subtle. When I find out what drives a being, what his or her hopes, wants, needs, desires, and fears are, I can push that individual to do anything that I want.”

My henchman looked at me silently for a moment.


“Very well. I was hoping to save this one for later in the competition, but if you really need an example of my abilities, I shall show you one. I have been subtly influencing my competition here. I mention a few key words to get them thinking, and then I slowly and gradually push them to do what I want.”

“Oh yeah? What did you do?”

“I discussed dancing with the others. Some were easy to push, others replied in nonsensical ramblings. Eventually though, I got everyone thinking what I wanted them to think.”

“Dancing?” Iron Butterfly laughed. “Dancing?”

“Here, I will show you. Please accompany me to the next room.”

“Holy crud.” My enforcer’s jaw dropped when he saw what was there. “I don’t believe it!”

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Henchman432 said...

That was masterful,Good doctor.

captain koma said...


I do admire your subliminal achievements. They are outstanding.

Mr. Butler said...

I wanted to dance. It was my decision!

I forgot how good I was, though.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

But I have done that dance for every other contestant since the show began. So what the big deal.

Tho showing my underwear was a little out of the normal dance I do ..... hmmmmm

TX said...

I was dancing because i just destroyed Fl Ga and both Carolinas

Gyrobo said...

Be honest -- did I look fat?