Sunday, November 11, 2007

Round 2-The Decision

So this round its up to me to give you what I thought about how you all did. Honestly this is the perfect challenge for me, since I'm a mercenary I often steal things. Like Dr. Phil's virginity(that was a side gig for Vulture, and boy did some feathers fly then!).

You all had a simple task of robbing a bank. Its not the hardest thing in the world. None of you even had a real cool car chase. I tried to warn you all, but you didn't take heed of my advice.

First I'll start off with some general comments on each of you:

TX- google? Supervillains don't use the internet unless its for porn or online dating. Be ASHAMED! Logic, pffft....who are you Spock? Mr.Logic-pants here thinks he's better then Dr. Doom or Darkseid!

Bruce Cain-Frankly I'm worried about you. I think you're here for all the wrong reasons. I mean you were out of tune the whole time...*shouting from Koma* What do you mean I'm not Simon Cowell? I have a bloody British accent! I only have 3 wanking shirts! *shouting* What do you mean wanking isn't a word? Anyway you really need to kick things up a notch.

Nemonk-I'm impressed that you used Bob the Goon, but less impressed you're unaware of his zombieness and didn't utlize it. Next time have Bob seduce Dr.Steampunk, he's really into the balding dudes.

AOC-YOU FAIL! How does it feel to have someone be mean to you jerkwad! Plus Spidertrooper? He's not even Picardtrooper or Thorooper. I hope you're happy! You did this to yourself.

Butler- Now here's where it starts to get good! You left your best man for no good reason. But because it made semi-logic I was unimpressed. Being surrouned by Pee-Wee gets you knocked a few points. I mean frickin ' Pee Wee? You couldn't have at least smothered him with Kandi's armpit hair?

Gyrobo- Your plan is overly complicated. Well done! I have no idea if you failed or suceeded. You all should learn from him, and try to confuse me!

Magneto-Good job on deciding to stay back and not get your hands dirty. Unlike everyone else you understand what the role of being a dominant villain is.

And with that the winner is....

MAGNETO! He's neat-o! Haha, I made another funny.

*Koma shouting*

This is too Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Supervillains go to Shell!

As you're reward you get to sleep on my couch and pay half of the utilites and rent! Bravo. You also get a hot dinner date guessed it the Scarlet Witch!

Dental for all! MODOK sucks.

*Koma shouting*

What do you mean I'm not henchmen?! DO YOU NOT SEE THE YELLOW HELMET?

*Koma blah blah sounds like charlie brown adult*

What do you mean that's Koma and I'm retarded! Bloody 'ell mate that's quite some language.

Anyway Excelsior true believers!



Mr. Butler said...

I thought I was supposed to win again. Now I'm confuseded.

captain koma said...

Ok you did well.

Why Magneto? He wont stop braging about this for ages.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

OMG! is deadpool related to Von Monkeystein or something? Must remember to put more chile powder in his sock on the next Joke Night.

Dr. Nemonok said...

Congratulations, Magneto.

Now all my plans are coming together, heh heh heh.

Oh, did I just say that out loud?

Gyrobo said...

Poor Dr. Phil.

Professor Xavier said...

Magneto won a round? That's going to go right to his head, you know.