STEP UP YOUR GAME.
So far I'm disappointed in all your heist plans. They have far too much logic. Are you not familar with the great villains? If Doc Ock is pulling a heist, he'll wait another 20 minutes for no reason. Then Spider-man c
omes. If Doctor Doom hears about a black man coming to his castle, he knows its Luke Cage. Lex Luthor will talk loudly so Lois Lane can hear his plans. Does it make sesne? Hells no.
omes. If Doctor Doom hears about a black man coming to his castle, he knows its Luke Cage. Lex Luthor will talk loudly so Lois Lane can hear his plans. Does it make sesne? Hells no.So your all probably asking, Mr. Deadpool hows can I have make my plan better? Randomly insert animals with guns. LOLcats can work. They're animals. Use homeless people as sleds to travel to bank.
DON'T USE THE INTERNT.
Have a traitorous sidekick? Leave him alone so its easy for him to betray him. Have a really good henchmen? Leave him at the base because he doesn't have a good mustace. Have a hotty vixen henchmen? Put her in skimpy clothing. Okay that makes some sense. It also explains why Bob wears a jumpsuit.
Finally I'd like reitterate my point. DON'T MAKE SENSE.
Darth Vader told Luke he's his daddy, for no reason then to say f u! He let Han live. No reason. Sauron didn't have Gollum killed. Didn't make any sense. Mr. Sinster watches ominously for no reason.
If you want to be a Supervillain, don't make sense.
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Can of tomato sauce!
But all of those guy fail or get caught! that makes them Super-dumb villains, like Manilli-Vanilli.
Not making sence just doesn't not work for me.
You fail AOC!
It's hard to not make sense when you have a team of Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Aww Man! And I studied so hard for this one.
It's bad guys tlike you That make my job so much easier deadpool
I'm not a bad guy. I'm an anti-hero, who used to be a villain.
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